Russell: Be the Heir

You are RUSSELL HOBBS. Some days ago, at the behest of a NOTE left by your LONG-LOST BANDMATE NOODLE, you were about to play what you ASSUMED was a COMPUTER GAME with your ESTRANGED BANDMATES MURDOC and 2D. Soon after, moments before a METEOR stuck your location, your FUTURE SELF appeared and gave you the ASHES of your DECEASED FRIEND DEL, allowing you to create DELSPRITE. It is ODD to see him ORANGE instead of BLUE, but you DO NOT CARE.

As the HEIR OF TIME, your DUTY is essentially to ensure that your CO-PLAYERS do NOT permanently DIE. Quite frankly, with this band of players, it is UPHILL WORK, and you must also GRUDGINGLY ADMIT that Murdoc was RIGHT when he informed you that your GOD TIER outfit makes you resemble "AN OVERRIPE TOMATO". You use your FISTKIND ABSTRATUS to TAKE OUT YOUR FRUSTRATIONS by HITTING THINGS VERY HARD.

Part 1: "Murdoc: Be the Knight"; [link]

Part 3: "2D: Be the Prince"; [link]

Part 4: "Noodle: Be the Sylph"; [link]

Russell Hobbs (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn.
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie.